Thursday, February 02, 2006
Bhai ka resume
Another superb forward! Cannot resist from putting it before I leave :D
Name:Pakya Bhai Supariwala
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Objective:
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To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)
Education:
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* B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
* M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers
and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.
Thesis:
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"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal
efforts"
Coursework:
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Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer
Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object
Oriented Crime Design
Work Experience:
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* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna , Aug 1990-Aug 1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and
mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)
Summer Internship:
=================
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990
* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections
Honors & Achievements:
=====================
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in
crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
* Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.
* Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.
* Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic
degree supply.
References:
==========
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
Bye all... now hurrying to pack my baggages!
Bhai Ka Resume
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Name:Pakya Bhai Supariwala
====
Objective:
=========
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)
Education:
=========
* B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
* M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers
and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.
Thesis:
======
"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal
efforts"
Coursework:
==========
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer
Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object
Oriented Crime Design
Work Experience:
===============
* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna , Aug 1990-Aug 1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and
mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)
Summer Internship:
=================
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990
* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections
Honors & Achievements:
=====================
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in
crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
* Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.
* Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.
* Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic
degree supply.
References:
==========
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
Bye all... now hurrying to pack my baggages!
